Thursday, May 5, 2011

Success Story: Random Villain, Jerk, Creates Viral Video Sensation

Unemployed Winners don't just sit around sipping tiger blood. We are always getting shit done and tend to be a creative bunch.

Have you seen the Mr Miyagi UFC Trainer Lyoto Machida Crane Kick video? of course you have. Millions of people have seen it.

It was the #1 Video on the Around the Net segment of G4 Attack of the Show. Millions of people have seen this video on tv,, Daily Motion, and of course Bunch of Jerks.

This video was made by head of the Jerks creative team, Random Villain. Check out his twitter: Random Villain Twitter, and ask him what it feels like to spend so much time Winning.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Osama Bin Laden is not Winning

In case you haven't heard, Osama Bin Laden is dead. This guy was not a winner. Not only is pretty much impossible to be winning if you are dead, this guy was pretty much a loser his entire life.

Born the son of a billionaire, Osama Bin Laden could have led a great life of luxury. He could have been with the finest goddesses and imbibed the finest substances. But he chose to be the world's biggest loser. A pussy of a man who spent his days waging war and making promises of virgins to the stooges that followed in his path.