Osama Bin Laden is not Winning

In case you haven't heard, Osama Bin Laden is dead. This guy was not a winner. Not only is pretty much impossible to be winning if you are dead, this guy was pretty much a loser his entire life.

Born the son of a billionaire, Osama Bin Laden could have led a great life of luxury. He could have been with the finest goddesses and imbibed the finest substances. But he chose to be the world's biggest loser. A pussy of a man who spent his days waging war and making promises of virgins to the stooges that followed in his path.